[text] Could you be any more dramatic?

[text] Remember I was in theatre when we were in school.
[text] This is nothing. 
[text] You’ve seen nothing, Eoin. 

[text] Wait… are you serious?

[text] Yeah! 
[text] I’m really serious. 
[text] The bakery I’ve always wanted to open is happening.

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now.

[text] Hell could use me. 
[text] I’d cuten up the place a bit. Add a little flair to the flames.
[text] Glitter to the grim.