[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.

[text] ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻💦💦💦💦 
[text] That means you’re a fucking wanker.

[text] We’re not watching Frozen again.

[text] Listen, if it were my choice we’d be watching the infomercials that run at 3am but Elliott wants “Nana and Lsa” so, Frozen it is. 
[text] If you sit through it and behave until he falls asleep you might get a treat tonight.

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 

[text] I do believe you’re texting the wrong person.
[text] I, Charlotte Clementine Moore baptized in St. Brigid’s Cathedral would never, ever do such a thing.
[text] I’m a good Catholic girl, Mr. Kelley and you’re certainly mistaken.