i just read this think about what kind of drunk i’m supposed to be based on my moon sign and since i’m a capricorn moon i’m supposed to be a “reserved until she reaches her limit” but like. the only time i’ve ever had a drink it was a cup of bailey’s and i got drunk so fast i was laughing at a green bay packers game because someone had hair sticking out of their helmet and it was the fuckin funniest thing i had EVER WITNESSED