captainevilpants:

I get mistaken as a mom a lot bc im a 24 yo nanny walking around with a ten month old, so people will ask me stuff like “oh how cute! How old is he?” Or “is it a boy or a girl” and lemme tell you, nothing gives me more satisfaction than responding really sarcastically like “oh he’s 35. We want him to move out of the house, but he still lives in our basement” and “I’m not sure, I’m too afraid to check”

Anyways, now I have this headcannon of Sirius doing the exact same thing with Harry when they’re out in the world.

“Oh what a sweet baby!”
“Actually ma'am, he’s quiet rabid, his werewolf uncle teaches him to eat other babies”

meanwhile Harry is gumming on remus’ finger like a maniac and Remus smacks Sirius in the side of the head.