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i know i never talk about this but i’m completely obsessed with that one bizarre One Direc/tion conspiracy theory. you know the one

i have never cared about One Di/rection in any way but it’s just. so fucking funny jaslfdasdf??? that’s something a significant number of real human beings actually believe 

HAHA OKAY SO 

a large number of One Direction fans real person shipped Louis Tomlinson with Harry Styles and then began to earnestly believe that they were in a secret relationship. clandestine love. very romantic stuff

unfortunately, as you may know, Louis Tomlinson hooked up with a girl and accidentally got her pregnant 

not to be deterred by this, the shippers’ narrative became that the pregnancy was fake and just a publicity stunt. then it became that the baby in the pictures was just a doll. now i think it’s that the baby is either an actor just being used for pictures, or that it just belongs to someone else

why would Louis Tomlinson do this? well, obviously, it’s that Simon Cowell, who owns the record label that One Direction signed with, is EVILLY and CRUELLY forcing him and his entire family to maintain this illusion as part of a contractual obligation, and he’s maintaining total media control to keep the secret from getting out. 

either this is because Cowell feels the record label would be harmed by One Direction members being gay, or it’s because he’s punishing Louis Tomlinson for, uh…..something, i guess

naturally it follows that the mother of the fake baby is just an evil gold-digging bitch who is trying to ruin Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles’s lives, and she can be harassed with impunity

Louis Tomlinson is of course very grateful to these One Direction fans for scrutinizing his entire life and harassing the mother of his child (as well as his new girlfriend), and is secretly communicating to them via pictures and his social media. any time he or Harry Styles wear blue or green, it’s to express their True Love for each other, because those are their eye colors

also, any time Louis Tomlinson posts a selfie of himself, it’s really to tell the True Believers that (((Simon Cowell))) will be releasing new media lies to make the baby or Louis Tomlinson’s apparent heterosexuality seem real. i’m not making this up

bonus: 

• Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles haven’t been in the same room as each other for like, at least a year?
  
• one of the other band members’ girlfriends got pregnant and apparently that’s a fake publicity stunt baby, too 

THIS IS REAL AND THEY CALL IT B/A/BY/GATE

Do you know about Tina?

i don’t and i’m begging you to tell me 

Ok so basically Larry shippers were convinced that Louis’s ex Eleanor was hired to fake date him and their proof of this was that she looked different in some pics which is when they came up with “Tina” who was supposedly her twin who was also hired bc that makes sense ??? Anyway here’s a vid on it and it’s my favorite thing ever https://youtu.be/NCT1ik8AanY

i’m only a minute into this and i can already tell that i’m obsessed with it

my favorite part is either the dramatic music or the fact that it starts out with basically the same concept as the Bigger Luke Theory